What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 11:40
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
HELLO
Sure no problem officer.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
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I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
Yes sir it is.
After a few moments he returns.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Why would my husband cheat on me with an ugly fat woman?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?